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7 Ways To Get Super Powers

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Really? Did you really just click to see “7 Ways To Get Super Powers”?!  Yeah, I would’ve, too. We can’t help ourselves, can we? It’s these damn “List Blogs”. They suck us in with their snappy headlines, a definite promise of a quick read (5 Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee!), maybe drop some knowledge on us (10 Historical Figures That Hated Broccoli!), and hey, perhaps offer a cure all for whatever ails us (9 Reasons To Start Drinking Lemon Water, Now!), be it mental or physical. Furthermore, it promises to momentarily entertain us in those spare moments in between whatever we are busily doing.
So, no; I can’t help you get those super powers you’ve had your eye on, but since I led you in here with the promise of a list, here are five fabulous List Blogs, in no particular order:

1) TOP 10 STRANGE MEDICAL CONDITIONS: http://www.listzblog.com/top_ten_strange_medical_conditions_events_list.html

2) HOW TO CONCEAL YOUR FARTING IN PUBLIC: http://m.wikihow.com/Conceal-Your-Farting-in-Public

3) 7 RULES FOR UNF***YOUR DIVORCE (WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS) http://modernmelly.me/2014/11/03/7-rules-for-unfcking-your-divorce-when-you-have-kids/

4) 10 SONGS I HATE BUT KNOW EVERY WORD TO: http://modernmelly.me/2015/01/27/10-songs-i-hate-but-know-every-word-to/

5) 15 SONG LYRICS THAT STYLE MY HEART http://modernmelly.me/2014/12/16/15-song-lyrics-that-stole-my-heart/

6) TOP 10 GREAT DISNEY SONGS http://www.listzblog.com/top_ten_great_disney_songs_movies_list.html

7) TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE IRISH SWEAR SO MUCH: http://www.irishcentral.com/culture/craic/Top-Ten-reasons-why-the-Irish-swear-so-much.html

Well, yes, of course I stuck three of my own “List Blogs” in there, just as any  self promoting blogger would do! Oh, and number 2? Well, that’s just funny. Anyhow,  The deal is, lists are “trending” these days. They’re the “It Girl” of blogs; everybody loves a list. It’s a “formula” they recommend in blog writing, so I drank the Kool-aid and jumped on the band wagon with big fat hop, too. Why? Because I want you to read my blog, silly.

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What? Your still thinking about those super powers, huh? Ok here’s a link to one more list:
http://list25.com/25-superpowers-you-wish-you-had/

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